Ever wondered why men might be happier?

Why Men Are Just Happier People -

• What do you expect from such simple creatures?
• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be president.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood -- all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.

No wonder men are happier! ;-)

Rollercoaster

Well it's not new if I read correctly it was new in 2003 but anyway .... I'll let the photos tell the story here

All I can say is ...yeay ...I need to go there now!

***whoooooooooooooaaaaaaa***

Some fun that came in the mail.... =D

> If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then there's no hope for you!
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> *Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better!*
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> For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chilli Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome.
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> The notes are from an inexperienced Chilli taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
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> Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a chilli cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chilli wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."
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> Here are the scorecards from the event:
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> Chilli #1 (Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chilli)
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> Judge #1 A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
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> Judge #2 Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.
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> Judge #3 (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
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> ______________________________
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> Chilli #2 (Arthur's Afterburner Chilli)
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> Judge #1 Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
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> Judge #2 Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
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> Judge #3 (Frank) Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
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> ______________________________
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> Chilli #3 (Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chilli)
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> Judge #1 Excellent firehouse chilli. Great kick. Needs more beans.
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> Judge #2 A beanless chilli, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
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> Judge #3 (Frank) Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose
> feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer!
>
> ______________________________
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> Chilli #4 (Bubba's Black Magic)
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> Judge #1 Black bean chilli with almost no spice. Disappointing.
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> Judge #2 Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chilli.
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> Judge #3 (Frank) I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. bitch is starting to look HOT... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chilli an aphrodisiac?
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> Chilli #5 (Laura's Legal Lip Remover)
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> Judge #1 Meaty, strong chilli. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
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> Judge #2 Chilli using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
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> Judge #3 (Frank) My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chilli had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.
>
> ______________________________
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> Chilli #6 (Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety)>
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> Judge #1 Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chilli. Good balance of spices and peppers.
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> Judge #2 The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
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> Judge #3 (Frank) I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.
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> ______________________________
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> Chilli #7 (Sandra's Screaming Sensation Chilli)
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> Judge #1 A mediocre chilli with too much reliance on canned peppers.
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> Judge #2 Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chilli peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
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> Judge #3 (Frank) You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chilli, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me.
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> I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
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> ______________________________
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> Chilli #8 (Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chilli)
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> Judge #1 The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chilli. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
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> Judge #2 This final entry is a good, balanced chilli. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chilli pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot chilli?

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Somethings on the net are quite funny

The other day i got a link it gave me a laugh and a unusal insight in peoples naivety, stupididy if you like, it's this guy who has written a heartbreaking story about a small rabbit and then tells you that he's gonna eat it unless he gets a heep of money, whats so bizzarre is that people actualy has given him money for it !?! Gah wish I had come up with the idea :)
But I also read that he wasn't the first one there is someone in germany who has done the samething and he ate the rabbit eventhough he got a big load of money. *lol*

Something else I also got was this link with a video of a rock wannabe (it's really funny)

Its spring time  

Photos and such

Well .... photos are always interessting and when you start to look around there are a couple of websites that I've found and should be mentioned.
http://www.chromasia.com/iblog/
http://www.deviantart.com/
http://www.fotosidan.se/
the last one is swedish ...

***meep beep***

Winter safari ....or skitrip ...=)