PIC OF THE DAY - XMAS BOOK PACKING AT AMAZON UK OFFICE (pic via getty images)
onsdag, december 20, 2006
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torsdag, september 28, 2006
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of
perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is
lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks,
"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London.I heard
prostitutes there get paid £100 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and
sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's
going,
he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £200 a year".
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2
litres of low fat milk; a carton of eggs; 2 litres of orange juice; a head
of
lettuce; half a dozen tomatoes; a 500g jar of coffee; a 250g pack of
bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
thecashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well,youknow what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly "
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Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing
by the bed, and with some velvet rope in her hand. She purrs at him "Tie
me up and you can do anything that you like"
So he did, and went fishing!!
perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is
lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks,
"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London.I heard
prostitutes there get paid £100 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and
sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's
going,
he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £200 a year".
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2
litres of low fat milk; a carton of eggs; 2 litres of orange juice; a head
of
lettuce; half a dozen tomatoes; a 500g jar of coffee; a 250g pack of
bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
thecashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well,youknow what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly "
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Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing
by the bed, and with some velvet rope in her hand. She purrs at him "Tie
me up and you can do anything that you like"
So he did, and went fishing!!
fredag, september 01, 2006
måndag, augusti 14, 2006
To those of you not familiar with Joe Arpaio
He's the Maricopa Arizona county Sheriff
and he keeps getting elected over and over.
This is one of the reasons why:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.
He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.
He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.
Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.
He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.
When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.
When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."
He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.
When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.
With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.
On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.
Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.
"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year. "It's inhumane."
Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"
Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
Sheriff Joe was just reelected Sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona
and he keeps getting elected over and over.
This is one of the reasons why:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.
He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.
He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.
Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.
He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.
When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.
When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."
He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.
When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.
With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.
On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.
Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.
"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year. "It's inhumane."
Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"
Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
Sheriff Joe was just reelected Sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona
torsdag, juli 20, 2006
British like'em or love'em
Well, as a Brit I try to stand proud for my country but it is sometimes quite hard when you read stuff like this.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cornwall/5198554.stm And you sort of wonder what kind of country is it that I'm trying to be proud of.
And other times you read depressing things like
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article1129827.ece
and Swedish
http://www.dn.se/DNet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=1058&a=558990
Tuudles
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cornwall/5198554.stm And you sort of wonder what kind of country is it that I'm trying to be proud of.
And other times you read depressing things like
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article1129827.ece
and Swedish
http://www.dn.se/DNet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=1058&a=558990
Tuudles
onsdag, mars 15, 2006
måndag, mars 13, 2006
A lesson in honesty
At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry.
They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc.
that each had an "A" so far for the semester.
These four friends were so confident with the finals approaching
that the weekend before, they decided to go down to Canberra
and party with some friends there.
They had a great time. However, after all the hard partying, they slept all day
Sunday and didn't make it back to Sydney until early Monday morning
- the morning of their final exam!
Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor AFTER
the exam and explain to him why they missed it.
They explained that they had gone to Canberra to do some research in
the ANU archives for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study,
but unfortunately they had a flat tyre on the way back,
didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time.
As a result, they only just arrived now!
The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up their final
exam the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.
They studied hard that night - all night - and went in the next day at
the time the professor had told them.
He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test
booklet, and told them to begin.
The first problem was worth five points.
It was something simple about free radical formation.
"Cool," they all thought in their separate rooms, "this is going to be easy."
Each finished the problem and then turned the page.
On the second page was written:
Question 2 (for 95 points):
tisdag, januari 03, 2006
Old but oh so good
So many people seem to get these difficult software problems!
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution is to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and GirlFriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with Cleanhouse2005.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch Turbo Strop And Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Lotus Elise hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003; it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Help requested please!
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