Marketing 101

Marketing 101

The buzz word in today's business world is
MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple
explanation of "Marketing."

Well, here it is:

1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a
party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in
bed."

That's Direct Marketing.



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and
see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to
him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in
bed."

That's Advertising.



3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and get his telephone number. The next day you
call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.



4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your
dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You
say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and
then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.



5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He
walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic
in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.



6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He
fancies you, but you talk him into going home with
your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.



7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.



8. You're on your way to a party when you realize
that there could be handsome men in all these houses
you're passing., so you climb onto the roof of one
situated towards the center and shout at the top of
your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Junk Mail.



9. You are at a party; this well-built man walks
up to you and grabs your ass.

That's the Governor of Vermont.


10. You like it, but twenty years later your
attorney decides you were offended.

That's America.