Quotes about drinking

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
Heraclitus (540 BC - 480 BC), On the Universe

Nothing anyone says in a bar is true.
Mark Ruffalo, In Style Magazine, 11-08

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull (1943 - )

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), In Life of Oscar Wilde, H. Pearson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!